I like to make things. I like to watch. I like to push buttons. I like to pull your leg. I love sushi and technology. I was an extra in Chuck Norris’ Invasion USA. I was at the Doors concert in Miami when Jim Morrison dropped his pants. In Portuguese, I'm known as "um rato de praia." I was at a circus when an elephant went berserk and started smashing things and almost trampled some people. Until it was shot. When I was in the fifth grade, I saw a priest at my school almost get shot. I left Cuba after that.
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Um. . .you are a sick, sick man.
Merry Depressing Christmas! (We got tor-na-ders up in these here parts. . .)
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